Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner

Oedipus Made Several Mistakes

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Zendaya Only Needs One Name Because Awesome!

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Papa Razzi and the Photogs

Rock

Barack Obama Reminds Me of Howard Dean

Pop

Tina Fey

Pop

Kelly Ripa

Pop

Women Love Jared Padalecki a Lot

Pop

Jensen Ackles, Great Man

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(Al Gore's) Waiting for a Warm Day (To Make His Announcement)

Pop

Katy Perry, Kiss Me!

Pop

Fritz Wetherbee

Pop

My Theory On Mariah Carey's Highly-Publicized Breakdown

Pop

Misha Collins, Girls Love You Because You're Handsome

Rock

Buddy Cianci for Mayor In 2014

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Maria Stephanos

Pop

Britney Spears, Let's Make a Record Together!

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Ashton Kutcher, Please Tweet About Papa Razzi and the Photogs

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Josh Hutcherson, Lots of Ladies Want to Kiss You Because You're Handsome

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Stephen King, Please Watch Freaky Farley

Pop

Dennis Kucinich Married a Supermodel (That's Good Enough for Me)

Pop

Ladies Love Justin Bieber

Pop

Kristen Stewart, I Wanna Be Your Vampire Boyfriend

Rock

Lorne Michaels, Please Hire Me

Pop

Women Think Taylor Caniff Is Awesome and Handsome!

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Andy Rooney (Three Minutes Each Week)

Pop

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Are In Love (K S + R P = Pattinstewart)

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Ladies Love Cory Monteith

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It's OK If You Poop / Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad

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Leonardo Dicaprio

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I Love Chocolate Milk!

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Ladies Love Robert Pattinson

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Megan Fox

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Jimmy Fallon Is Wicked Funny!

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This Song Is About Austin Mahone, The Great Man

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Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner

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The Taylor Swift / Kanye West Incident

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Joel and Ethan Coen, I Like Your Movies & Want to Be Friends With You Guys

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Ladies Love Nick Jonas

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Darren Criss is a Great Actor and Singer Guy. I Respect Him So.

Pop

A Song For Naya Rivera

Pop

Selena Gomez

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Emily Deschanel, I Want to Be Your Boyfriend

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Miranda Cosgrove

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Jay Mohr, I Think About You and Your Magic Soap When I Shower.

Comedy

Lady Gaga

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Joe Jonas

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Ian Somerhalder is a Handsome Man

Pop

Richard Lewis, You are a Genius Funny Man

Comedy

A Musical Song About Chris Colfer

Rock

Hugh Laurie

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Gallagher, I Support You! You are a Great Man.

Comedy

Dianna Agron, You are so Cute and Talented

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I LIke the Actor Named David Boreanaz

Pop

Shaun White

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Pete Holmes, Enough With the Polyamory Talk, Ok?

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La La Laura Kightlinger

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Shia Labeouf, I Want to Be Your Best Friend

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Tom Hanks

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Ryan Gosling, You are a Great Singer and Actor. Will You Be My Friend?

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Mila Kunis

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