Pete Holmes, Enough With the Polyamory Talk, Ok?

Oedipus Made Several Mistakes

Rock

Zendaya Only Needs One Name Because Awesome!

Rock

Papa Razzi and the Photogs

Rock

Barack Obama Reminds Me of Howard Dean

Pop

Tina Fey

Pop

Kelly Ripa

Pop

Women Love Jared Padalecki a Lot

Pop

Jensen Ackles, Great Man

Pop

(Al Gore's) Waiting for a Warm Day (To Make His Announcement)

Pop

Katy Perry, Kiss Me!

Pop

Fritz Wetherbee

Pop

My Theory On Mariah Carey's Highly-Publicized Breakdown

Pop

Misha Collins, Girls Love You Because You're Handsome

Rock

Buddy Cianci for Mayor In 2014

Pop

Maria Stephanos

Pop

Britney Spears, Let's Make a Record Together!

Pop

Ashton Kutcher, Please Tweet About Papa Razzi and the Photogs

Rock

Josh Hutcherson, Lots of Ladies Want to Kiss You Because You're Handsome

Rock

Stephen King, Please Watch Freaky Farley

Pop

Dennis Kucinich Married a Supermodel (That's Good Enough for Me)

Pop

Ladies Love Justin Bieber

Pop

Kristen Stewart, I Wanna Be Your Vampire Boyfriend

Rock

Lorne Michaels, Please Hire Me

Pop

Women Think Taylor Caniff Is Awesome and Handsome!

Rock

Andy Rooney (Three Minutes Each Week)

Pop

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Are In Love (K S + R P = Pattinstewart)

Rock

Ladies Love Cory Monteith

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It's OK If You Poop / Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad

Rock

Leonardo Dicaprio

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I Love Chocolate Milk!

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Ladies Love Robert Pattinson

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Megan Fox

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Jimmy Fallon Is Wicked Funny!

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This Song Is About Austin Mahone, The Great Man

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Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner

Rock

The Taylor Swift / Kanye West Incident

Rock

Joel and Ethan Coen, I Like Your Movies & Want to Be Friends With You Guys

Rock

Ladies Love Nick Jonas

Rock

Darren Criss is a Great Actor and Singer Guy. I Respect Him So.

Pop

A Song For Naya Rivera

Pop

Selena Gomez

Rock

Emily Deschanel, I Want to Be Your Boyfriend

Rock

Miranda Cosgrove

Rock

Jay Mohr, I Think About You and Your Magic Soap When I Shower.

Comedy

Lady Gaga

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Joe Jonas

Rock

Ian Somerhalder is a Handsome Man

Pop

Richard Lewis, You are a Genius Funny Man

Comedy

A Musical Song About Chris Colfer

Rock

Hugh Laurie

Rock

Gallagher, I Support You! You are a Great Man.

Comedy

Dianna Agron, You are so Cute and Talented

Rock

I LIke the Actor Named David Boreanaz

Pop

Shaun White

Rock

Pete Holmes, Enough With the Polyamory Talk, Ok?

Rock

La La Laura Kightlinger

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Shia Labeouf, I Want to Be Your Best Friend

Rock

Tom Hanks

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Ryan Gosling, You are a Great Singer and Actor. Will You Be My Friend?

Rock

Mila Kunis

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